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Mom, what is sex??

October 25, 2010 4 comments

McB’s head almost snapped as she turned to look at who was asking the question while I had a coughing fit for about a minute coz I was having a coffee when #1 toddled into the kitchen and ask the question. He is only 6 years old!

After spraying the kitchen counter top with coffee from my mouth and provably my nose too–yuck–#1 caught me and McB exchanging funny looks and he said ‘What’s with the funny look??!! The sex saraphy said it’s normal!!’ He grabbed the pepper i was chopping earlier and toddled out of the kitchen again while muttering ‘But the lady said sex on the beach is very uncomefartable coz all de sands go into your bits.’

Silence…..dead silence in the kitchen. I was trying to think  as to whose conversation did #1 overhear this time. It’s definitely not me!! And I don’t want to make any rash comment in case it was McB’s conversation–Sex therapist?? 😕 Oh my!! When McB started laughing. She was laughing so hard and she could not speak. She was clutching her stomach while pointing at the radio.

She said she was listening to the radio and she heard the program as well. I have a habit of having the radio on the background all the time. I don’t necessarily listen I just want some other adult voices other than the children’s and mine.  McB and McD including me speak in codes with each other when there are children around and we don’t want them to know about it. Janey mac!! I have always been careful as to what tv program I let them watch but I never consider the good old radio could be a dangerous thing as well.

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is it safe now ?

October 19, 2010 Leave a comment

I have been asking that question since this morning. This time last week i was putting sun cream to puzzled looking children. I can understand why cos its the middle of October!

This time last year gloves and woolly hats including scarves are all out. It is still sunny but not as hot outside but Im still not sure if it is ok to hide sun cream and and apre sun lotions. I have to pull out all drawers and dig out bags in the attic in search of creams last week.

I think it is not just me , but the whole world has gone mad. 😕

By the way this morning an innocent looking 4 year old blond boy with a pair of piercing blue eyes asked me while i was making his lunch box ‘P , what is wintercourse?’ :O :O I dunno if he was asking what I thought he was asking and to be honest I dunno what to tell him. I am good with children but telling them about how the birds and the bees came about is not my forte ! Will leave that to the parents thank you very much !

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