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Mom, what is sex??

McB’s head almost snapped as she turned to look at who was asking the question while I had a coughing fit for about a minute coz I was having a coffee when #1 toddled into the kitchen and ask the question. He is only 6 years old!

After spraying the kitchen counter top with coffee from my mouth and provably my nose too–yuck–#1 caught me and McB exchanging funny looks and he said ‘What’s with the funny look??!! The sex saraphy said it’s normal!!’ He grabbed the pepper i was chopping earlier and toddled out of the kitchen again while muttering ‘But the lady said sex on the beach is very uncomefartable coz all de sands go into your bits.’

Silence…..dead silence in the kitchen. I was trying to think  as to whose conversation did #1 overhear this time. It’s definitely not me!! And I don’t want to make any rash comment in case it was McB’s conversation–Sex therapist?? 😕 Oh my!! When McB started laughing. She was laughing so hard and she could not speak. She was clutching her stomach while pointing at the radio.

She said she was listening to the radio and she heard the program as well. I have a habit of having the radio on the background all the time. I don’t necessarily listen I just want some other adult voices other than the children’s and mine.  McB and McD including me speak in codes with each other when there are children around and we don’t want them to know about it. Janey mac!! I have always been careful as to what tv program I let them watch but I never consider the good old radio could be a dangerous thing as well.


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  1. October 25, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    lol… that brings back memories. The youngest here is in high school, but I still recall when one of the kids blurted out at the supper table, “What’s a 69?” Apparently the other kids were talking about naughty things at recess that day and the fraccy child didn’t want to feel left out of the loop.

    Kids… you better not be faint of heart or they’ll kill ya. 😉

    (Thanks for stopping by my site!)

    • October 25, 2010 at 7:55 pm

      hahaha i know! they say the darndest things!! lol im always looking for things that would make me laugh and i stumbled on yours. life is stressful enough so on my ‘alone time’ i like to just sit back relax and laugh a little. 🙂

      (nice of you to drop by. )

  2. feona4u
    October 26, 2010 at 5:28 am

    Quite an entertaining post. Liked it.

    • October 26, 2010 at 6:53 pm

      thanks feona. i am actually trying to stop myself posting too much stuff about the kids. but there are a few things i could not resist so they end up here. i believe we are in the same country 😀

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